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Showing posts with label Goatville. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goatville. Show all posts

Friday, May 13, 2016

Cleanup at Goatville


We know you are anxious about our take on the Panama Papers and we promise you that we will deliver. I can tell you though, that the information is so voluminous and the web is so intricate that it will take time to sort through and present in a coherent manner. In the meantime, we wanted to give you a progress report on our Goatville story.

Two days after our story broke, we got reports from inside the Financial Center that instructions had gone out to have Goatville cleaned up immediately. Apparently, high-ranking officials and employees of the government of Dominica, being frequent readers of this blog, were embarrassed by our story. The Minister of Tourism sent out word to have it cleaned up. The contractors who received these instructions, however, had already gotten instructions from higher up; that's right, Prime Minister Skerrit, said to have been enraged, ordered his staff to ensure Goatville is cleaned up.

And we have proof. Here you see Labourites, emblazoned in their everyday Labour Ka Twavay uniform t-shirts, busy cleaning up the grounds of Goatville. Amazing, isn't it? God bless their hearts; they listened to us.










Beautiful, isn't it? And Tony calls us Ass in the Cemetery. Foolish man.


Sunday, May 8, 2016

Welcome to Goatville

Kelver Darroux showing off Goatville

It is difficult to measure the degree of contempt which the government of Dominica, one man, Roosevelt Skerrit, has for the citizens of this beautiful country. When we look at our political and economic landscape, we see nothing but one catastrophe after another. This government is bankrupt of ideas, solutions and the means to attempt the sort of rescue mission that is desperately needed to extricate ourselves from this perpetual state of hopelessness and poverty. 

One year ago, the government of Dominica, one man, with great fanfare opened up the newly constructed Chinese-built apartment houses at Bath Estate to us, his subjects. Accompanied by a phalanx of moose-boys and hangers-on including former Rottweiler now Chihuahua Housing Minister Reginald Austrie, he walked through the developments touting his government's desire to make housing affordable "for single mothers who have to pay $1,000 or $950 for a one-bedroom or a two-bedroom home in the capital city". A noble endeavor for sure, but how true and realistic is it? Unfortunately, when it comes to Roosevelt Skerrit, his words and promises are as valuable to us as an umbrella in a hurricane. To this date, the apartments have remained vacant. Well, not quite, as you will see below.



Following the passage of TS Erika, hundreds of our citizens from the Petit Savanne constituency were displaced, their former homes in ruins. The government of Dominica, one man, with his faithful sidekick in tow, Kenneth Darroux, the parliamentary representative for that constituency, have made numerous promises to the displaced citizens as to what the government planned to do in order to alleviate the crisis. Mr. Darroux's fellow constituents have been shuffled all over Dominica, have been made to live in squalid conditions, have been unceremoniously evicted from guest houses and hotels, all while the apartments at Bath Estate remain empty. One has to wonder; why is that? The apartments were paid for by the government of Dominica, or so they have told us, so what's the hold up? But, as we hinted, the apartments are not really unoccupied.



In recognition of the new inhabitants, the apartments at Bath Estate are now euphemistically called "Goatville". Mr. Skerrit has allowed the beautiful apartments to be populated by farm animals. They're everywhere. Their droppings are everywhere. In the meantime, Mr. Skerrit, Mr. Darroux and Mr. Austrie continue to ignore the plight of our fellow Dominicans. But we must also ask; why are these displaced citizens not doing anything forceful about it? 

People of Petit Savanne and the surrounding villages, you need to take a stand. Your government should not be allowed to have you as nomads in your country. Over the years you have paid your taxes. You continue to contribute to Dominica. Roosevelt Skerrit made a promise to you; it's time to demand that the promises be kept. How long are you going to sit there sucking your thumbs waiting for Roosevelt to do the right thing? 

Take a look at the apartments today, one year later.











 
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